Battle of the Hairs

Hair oh hair, why art thou so long.

I just cut you down 3 months ago, but you came back stronger time after time.

I know, one day, I’ll be asking “where hast thou gone?”.

But for now, could you stay low and relieve me of these battles? Hiring a hair mogul is costly.

Worst still, sitting upright and keeping my head straight for more than 10 minutes without falling a sleep is extremely difficult and tiring.